So far today has been a good day!
Two of my favorite humans, He Who Feeds Me Lots Of Treats and She Who Cleans came for a visit!
I call them Treats and Clean.
These two come every other week to take away all the good smells in the house. Pff, humans.
I get really excited when they come because Treats always gives me cookies, while poor Clean is doing most of the work.
It's ok though, because I get cookies.
While they were here all my humans left me and came back a few days later.
I'm a dog. I have no concept of time.
What is time?
So while I was home alone, I did what every dog does while the humans are away.